she’s married
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also yeah i’m on joycat rn because being on my main would mean loading over 10 pinned tabs
and not poly
Am I a person?
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what do you think im fixing in step 2
I know of 2 people who do this for fun and it’s me and my friend
maybe you’re a hydra
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HONESTLY it would be SO funny to just make a hydra account that permanently pretends to be one person
create some backstory, some personality, maybe introduce a few typing/phrasing quirks to give everyone on the account a more similar tone
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Currently watching the graduation ceremony for [Arete’s college] to figure that out.
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ash do you think you could learn who i am 
this generally doesnt go very well
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maybe that’s just survivorship bias! you never know!
Eh?
Probably not, but I will try that later when I’m less busy.
For today, uh, just Arete.
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if you feign forgetfulness maybe. and stick to an amount of time per day and have a doc or smth for canon
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do you know whose alt i am actually
it may be obvious from my typing
bro thinks they read all the names at our graduation 
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i think i would know if i was dating 2 people. Mostly because then i could call it a throuple
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Gotta start somewhere.
Ok, that was useless.
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