Won’t be when I get there in 49 years and 11 months!
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if two guys were on the moon and one threw a rock
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Does anyone have the “tip: I am so so scared” meme
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It was originally tip: I am so fucking mad right
The moon’s a pretty big rock. It’d be physically impossible to lift it.
im so excited for the plea deal party tonight
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my friends ex exorted 80$ from him at knifepoint among many other crimes, so the prosecutors offered her a plea deal and my friend just found out if she took it or not. and hes baked a cake and is gonna cut it open and the color reveals if she took the plea deal
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Wild omg
i have a 10$ bet with the boyfriend, i say she takes the deal he disagrees
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why would she not take the deal? is she stupid?
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People think they are above the law
The biggest crime im aware of one of my friends doing is starting a forest fire
So extortion takes it lmao
the other crimes is chasing 4 people with a knife, running from the cops, and then missing 2 court dates.
this is a person who has directly threatened me over text.
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marissa can you color your profile picture back in now that you’re alive
you know what. not even gonna say anything and just gonna be shocked that your friends haven’t done worse
Legit he became a chemical engineer to make bigger yield explosives
this sounds like something tutuu would do if she were less good aligned on the good to evil scale
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LMAO
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