Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i wouldn’t exactly call the torture a part of the job, more a bonus
there are absolutely ciacels who are too wimpy and beta to commit illegal activities. you get to work with statistics as a job AND commit crime if you want a break. also its a government job, great benefits other than crime too

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nonono. you get to work in finance and plan the office Christmas party. except the finance is cool finance and the office Christmas party is blackmailing someone for information

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update: no
i really hope calcium carbonate can save me and stop this weird thjng i have

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why does don quixote fight fragment of the universe when lantern has 1.2 black resistance
is she stupid?

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whats everyones favorite pearl jam album

whats everyones favorite slur?

@may first

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@Lucain

Nya

Oh this is easy

“What’s your favourite slur” you ask the dyke. Come on. Not even a question

noun, offensive

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@May

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its very funny that despite this ostensibly being a slur the only people who i have ever seen use it are people who it applies to

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the first thing i did the first time i got called a dyke was very excitedly tell may. was a new one for me. babys first hatespeech

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book really likes ableism

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ableism cat

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new katze nickname dropped

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i always forget its like… a bad word

ive seen it used in a derogatory sense literally zero times ever

time to fix that

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ive only ever seen it used to mean the flood control architecture

COOKIE

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