Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i hate it when i don’t torture someone 100% correctly
i think the worst part is that sense that like
i wasn’t my best self today
i could have been better
as a torturer the drive to improve myself is core to my identity

- MRM Squelchersing

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i mean can you imagine torturing someone and the only thing they’re left thinking is “man they were so bad at torturing me” that would eat me alive

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This was regarding the subject of not S ranking the torture mission in an MGS game and like. Can you imagine getting a BAD GRADE in torture? Humiliating

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Not only have you fucked up the torture there’s someone GRADING you on torture and they SAW you do a bad job. And then told you about it

I would never recover

i’m pretty sure you’re the one being tortured in that game

Also fucked up. Imagine getting a bad grade in being tortured

You get tortured and then the person torturing you says you did a bad job of it

The dentist

That’s not true I get a good grade in dentist every time. But some of you

i have run out of things to do while waiting for magic bullet outis i physically cannot prepare for her any more right now

have you tried taking the wrong medicine

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Usually when I’m bored I’ll bite something for example my hand and arm

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have you tried gum

I bought some at gocery store semi recently but then I ran out

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i even did the annoying event where you have to grind for ten hours

they sell buckets that have 340 pieces in them

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Ayo

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if the spokane airport doesnt have omeprazole or famotidine im gonna explode

these are words that exist

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