Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

And therefore more creative lies about personal development or travel or family obligations will likely be more successful

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Me using my mafia skills to deceive my future employer coz i was a lazy bum

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You KNOW Iā€™m using mafia tactics every time I have to send an email to get out of something for class. These emails would get me wolfread so fast

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Can you show us one of them while censoring identifying information? :3

I refuse to read any wmails after I hit send on them. The process of emailing is too inherently humiliating

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Usually just stating non-facts confidently. Things that are probably true but which you generally have to provide logic and set-up for in mafia lest you look like you are pushing agenda. ā€œMy accommodations do apply hereā€ - as worded they probably do, but itā€™s arguable, and I could provide the logic leading up to it but I will not do so unless asked because it makes it seem like less of a question

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Generally you should not take your tips for navigating the world from May who lives in the computer.

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Excellent. Send some more emails righht now.

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Pov ur chatting with may (she keeps nibbling your keys)

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This is just good advice. Youā€™re just telling me to do the important things that I should do

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Yeah, this is absolutely and beyond a shadow of a doubt my intention

Bite your arm next

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Youā€™re going to get me injured eventually

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yes

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holy hell

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I paid six dollars to watch the two episodes of HAZBIN early

Itā€™s amazing
Watching episode 2 now

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watched the second one

i prefer the hazmen hotel

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i prefer haznā€™tbin hotel

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Hello, PragerU? Yes, Iā€™d like to apply to your LIBERAL arts college, please.