this is my chance
someone help me get the cookie
i’ll give you half
this is my chance
someone help me get the cookie
i’ll give you half
coogie
beep boop
how’s life
Someone once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I tried to relace my boots but I decided I didn’t like it as much as the old lace way so I had got to reverse-engineer how they were originally laced
This is because a Splatoon server I’m in added a bot called “the shoe”, resulting in the creation of a channel called “#helpdesk-but-only-for-the-shoe”, which was interpreted literally, and so people began sharing shoe-related tips there
Maybe I should try relacing my sneakers. Wait but the eyelets on them don’t like being multiple time through. Why don’t I have any shoes I can pentagram
may trying to summon 10,000 unnamed gay people to get the cookie and FAILING
sorry i stopped procrastinating again but im back now
uhh same as always
behind on everything (by everything i mean the assigment i have due in 12 hours which i’m still trying to finish)
smh it’s like you don’t even want the cookie
what’s the assignment
being 10,000 unnamed gay people
hello frazor
how are you on this fine day
are you going to recruit me to another game
why do i get the sense we’re about to get a frazor but purple event
fraZ0R you sohuld strawberrypost
no witch hunt isnt filling
i would’ve recruited you to one but it just started so