Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Are they ads issued by a charity? Many charities offer free will writing services in the UK (often in exchange for the promise of a donation to that charity included in the will).

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Kyo jumpscare

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i think google knows better than you, goose boy

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Idk, they all start the exact same way before I click off them
“If you die without a will, your family might get nothing!”
It never seems much like a charity but I skip pretty quickly

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idk what the implication of this is

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probably that google knows everything

including the undiagnosed ligma in your brain

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March 8th

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am i getting the kissinger treatment now

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what if you die without a family

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what if the world was made of pudding

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well then you arent getting into mormon heaven

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that would be a minor inconvenience i think

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Whatif I run fucked up splat toon mafia

The setup is not “good”. It does not justify its own existence. And I don’t feel likemaking more roles without having any kind of grounded test of what the hell is going on with this thing. But consider the funny

lots of things don’t

the only thing that justifies its own existence is cats

wait so if your parents die you go to hell? sounds like a good religious system

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wait until you learn about calvinism

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the fundemental idea behind calvinism is that everyone born is damned with sin and will go to hell no matter what except for The Elect™ which you are just kind of born into and there is no way to tell if you are part of The Elect™

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is calvinism like from calvin and hobbes

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