Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

idk man I just wanna go explore and catch some cool creatures it ain’t that deep and it really shouldn’t start an argument to say that

okay please don’t do that that’s not good or necessary

fuck

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im so cooked

palworld is objectively mediocre but it does a lot of things and its fun and it is absurd in ways i find amusing

thats my epic review, like comment and subscribe

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also there are a lot of people who lock their colonists in boxes for an extensive period with no food so that they will repeatedly go into hysteria until they have an artistic epiphany

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back in my childhood pokemon were based off ice cream cones, gears, and chandeliers…

now, pokemon are based off of treasure chests, pecha berries, and like 5 different dogs for some reason

and i’ve gotta say, i feel sorry for the kids of today…

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clearly this game is awful because it doesn’t say enough about this inhumane treatment

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yes but also “oooh look at the scary TRIBALS they come in huuuge numbers and they’re hostiel and they have access to special magic due to their Connection To Nature”

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there is one pokemon that is actually just a dark souls boss

on that note fuck you The Sims you’re next

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and its the closest thing to a coop pokemon open world game we’re ever gonna get which is a pretty sick category

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The Sims 4 on its way to charge you hundreds of dollars for its expansions

agreed
like the game is mediocre but its also one of the only games doing what it is and its doing it in a fun way so while its mediocre it also has no competition

i can help you pirate every expansion

no to give the game credit it does do a good job of that

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back to my earlier point about how happy I am this game designed to be fun was also not designed to be addictive solely for the purpose of extracting as much cash as possible from its audience

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anyway tune in next week when i review the new hit game “Forum Mafia”

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