Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

rimworld is a really fun management game that at every turn goes out of its’ way to make the most baffling ludonarrative decision imaginable

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slavery, cannibalism, turning humans into chairs, murder, looting, kidnapping, human trafficking, organ trafficking, unethical genetic experiments, cults, sometimes poaching and i think they added weaponized pollution

my impression of rimworld is its like dwarf fortress except instead of dwarfs its just guys and instead of fortresses its

uhhh

worlds

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yeah

you forgot “WHY IS THERE NO TABLE IM GONNA THROW A MURDEROUS FIT”

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that is a bar you are setting though, and failure to meet it does not make something objectively “not good”

ive never seen a game come with this many arguments about it i do gotta say its p interesting

sorry i forgot about it because i downloaded the mod where eating without a table instantly kills you

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honestly this is a surprisingly cogent description, I think I get it

i know you’re joking but i hate this argument so much because people who make it are literally actively choosing to disregard the actual text of the games to support their arguments

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subjectivity is implied. i do not feel i have to state “In my opinion,” at the start of every sentence like I’m ChatGPT and I have to constantly remind you of something

hardcore players play with this mod

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i don’t think pokemon scarlet and violet have ever been mentioned without causing some sort of argument

is that gen V i know nothing about pokemon

rimworld is a fun video game that really really wants you to know how much it hates indigenous people

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like that’s the overwhelming fact about it. it does this so fucking often it’s insane

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nah gen 5 is black and white

granted… both gen 5 and gen 9 start arguments, just for entirely different reasons

okay except you’re trying to prove that I’m wrong for thinking palworld is a “good game” because of X Y Z reasons

like im just out here talkin about this thing I like and you started this whole argument about how that makes me a bad judge of things because it’s bad

if that isn’t treating it as objective idk what is lel

if my language has come off like that, i sincerely apologise. now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to have a panic attack over this

if you use lel in an argument it automatically invalidates your entire point sorry

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