Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

General
#7341

also what are robo romen and crableg capital

#7342

have you tried building more embassies

#7343

Yeah with hte 25k culture I can afford

#7344

It’s fun it’s also deeply evil

#7345

ok wait what mode are you playing that affects this a lot

#7346

New map. Romen is Mincemeat 2 but less suck and in the Slammin’ Cup, the only Splatoon srever that matters, Crableg Crapital is exclusively abbreviated as Crapital

#7347

I think we played Hammerhead TC in hte Slammin’ Cup once which was. Uh

#7348

We had a team in the cup that was obsessed with Eeltail Zones and picked it every time it came up and went undefeated on Eeltail Zones. I played htem on there. Got destroyed

#7349

ok yeah that explains it

#7350

I love playing Hammerhead Clams in soloqueue because I just explode everyone soooo badly and they die until htey are dead

#7351

hammerhead bridge is fun in turf and zones and acceptable in rainmaker

and clam blitz isnt a real mode

#7352

Because it’s too good to be true?

#7353

H2 would run VDapples on like Hammerhead and Eeltail and it didn’t matter hta twe didn’t have an anchor because longstage beakon jumps behind their charger

#7354

sandbox games do be like that

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#7355

i lose at it every time i play it which means that it’s bad

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#7356

I tried to write a brief starter tutorial on how to play Clam Blitz and it was too many Discord messages even for me so I had to put it in a Google Doc

#7357

it probably doesnt help that i only play soloqueue

#7358

I think people are too dramatic about soloqueue Clamblitz. It’s playable. Coordination is harder than with a team but that’s true of literally every gamemode

#7359

listen its either the mode’s fault or matchmaking’s fault

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#7360

In the week or so i havent been playing mafia ive noticed

  • large increase in energy level

  • cold shower every morning (sigma grindset)

  • better attention span

  • better self-esteem

  • date with a hot chick every day

  • less stress

  • dont have to worry about mr chuckle fucks mischopping me when im obv town

  • dont have to worry about mr wussy poo throwing a tantrum when im scumreading them

  • dont have to worry about my fellow attention span brainrot sussy baka ohio gyat players who get bored of wagons and do nonsensical cfds just to entertain themselves and hit a villager and absolve themselves of blame because they cant keep calm and keep their votes noooo they HAVE to be quirky and extra and stagnant wagons suuuuuurely mean its not a wolf suuuuuuurely u arent just bored out of ur mind and projecting it and talking nonsense dude suuuuuuurely fucking fuck fuck

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