Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#7361

tag urself im mr chuckle fucks

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#7362

when i was 13 me and a bunch of friends threw rocks off a bridge and accidentally killed a man and vowed never to tell anyone :sob:

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#7363

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#7364

You just broke the pact.

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#7365

skill issue

#7366

I LOST LIKE THIRTY KITTENS

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#7367

Why did you think cloning litten was a good idea

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#7368

Gosh tutu, naming me wussy poo is simply a step too far!!!

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#7369

u know what u are

#7370

Прочетени напътствия

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#7371

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#7372

oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it? kyuu

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#7373

i will microwave 12 whole eggs

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#7374

YOU WOULDN’T FUCKING DARE

#7375

how else would one cook eggs?

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#7376

i’m doing you a favor tbh

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#7377

your ass flying away from my home

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#7378

i didn’t know you were this sort of person tutuu
i misjudged you


i thought you’d appreciate my hard work of throwing whole damn eggs with the shell into your microwave and hitting the popcorn button

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#7379

I WILL SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

THIS IS LIKE NAILS ON CHALKBOARD TO ME

EGG DO NOT BELONG IN THE MICROWAVE YOU DONT FUCKING MICROWAVE YOUR EGGS

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#7380

So what are microwaved poached eggs, then?

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