May Fact: sometimes when I’m dressed I absentmindedly go to put on a baseball cap before, like, a shirt, or pants. Fundamental article of clothing
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and rearranged the sky
so that each and every woman
COULD FIND THE PERFECT GUY
im tall but i am not chill i am evil
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You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy
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May Fact 2: this might not surprise you because of the avatar, but I actually only started wearing them this fall, significantly after I got the avatar. Mets Lemres was first
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you are the most harmless and tame person i know
i am the guy
Hey May, the new BOTC character reminds me of you. It’s like Dreamer.
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you’re finally in a location where you can get away with wearing a mets hat in public
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What is it?
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I don’t even own a Mets hat
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i have what i like to call an underdog complex. i have to be worse at everything by default but overcome my failgirl abilities with my sheer will. in all situations
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what baseball hat are you even wearing then
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“oh wow youre really good at this game ari” yeah but did you know i used to suck really bad and overcame it through sheer raw swag
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im sorry tutuu underneath the sweet orange peel theres a juicy bitter orange flesh underneath
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drama queenie story
i think i can somewhat relate
Check the BOTC page.
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it’s not a compliment may
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…what
why would the flesh be bitter and the peel be sweet
u are an amoeba with no brain cell