Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

read this as a Donald trump tweet

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oh lmao just like the rumored ability to troll chinese players in some games by spamming the tiananmen square massacre copy pasta to get them disconnected

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YURI MENTIONS: [number of messages in our DMs]

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wdym i thought we were just good friends?

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you hit it

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Yeah sorry we’re just good friends

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You would never lie.

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queerbaiting fol to win may awards is over. votes are closed. we were never dating she pays me 30 dollars a week

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Glad I didn’t vote for May, then.

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The Binding of Isaac came out of your salary

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i screenshot this and sent it to two friends

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if i give you a kiss can i get a tip :3

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its 2am i should be asleep instead of gay

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Sleep first!!! Go to bed

minmax, do both

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one or the other. when i wake up tomorrow i will be straight

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does anybody want to swap sexualities for a day

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It’s a fake account, but funny.

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