Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

THIS IS LITERALLY SOMETHING I DREAMT ABOUT ASWELL

BUT NOT ELIZA

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Except the last part.

My dream was Arete doing an condolenciatory announcement on a person and it was really dim.

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it was me :3

jokes on u. i dont plan on dying just yet. i have too many fol users to bully

your mom

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I heard this in real life yesterday nya nya nya
thank you tutuu for enlarging my vocabulary :joy_cat:

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ur welcome smol sweetheart ^-^

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i was just in a google meeting with a guy iā€™m doing online internship with, affiliated with my uni

he assigned us to teams to do a project for us to get graded

he turned to two of the guys and said ā€œiā€™m assigning you this lady, the only lady in the group. take good care of her and make sure she works. and by that i dont mean just ā€œbring coffeeā€, but actual work. i will make sure that everyone has put in effortā€

(he said that just because shes a girl)

i died of embarassment i had to bite my finger like may. god that was painful to hear :joy:

@May

this isnā€™t funny if you donā€™t say who the philosopher is, without context it could just be like ā€œoh heā€™s named after John Stuart Millā€ or something which is a totally reasonable way to name your kid

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The prophesy

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Nvm I read the last part

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Iā€™m actually pretty sure one of my old irl friends has an account here
Maybe that was old fol tho

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Nope I looked it up itā€™s here

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This guy (@mawth) created an account because i told him about forum DR and how Alice briefly had one in the queue

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This is the same guy who was/is? Super homophobic and transphobic
Then he saw my name on forum and promptly said ā€œno actually Iā€™ve just been pretending to stay with my friend groupā€

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Now he has me blocked on discord so idk if thatā€™s actually true

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that would imply my parents areā€¦ utilitarians :nauseated_face:

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anyway for those of you who actually know my name (clearly some of you) itā€™s the obvious funny answer

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we know a lot more about you than just your name :smiling_imp:

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:smiling_tutuu:

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