Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

that’s close to the potential cutoff

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apparently I’m like. exactly in the middle of the projected cutoff for Utah
this was like 3 months ago tho

it was 209 last yr

no but unironically tho THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS
this will be so useful

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yeah national merit is SO goated

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My cousin, whose parents are both Surgeons, got given a fucking TESLA for getting above a 1340 on the SAT. And I was like what the fucking hell kind of bullshit I did better than that in 8th grade

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They’re on Khan Academy I think

this is like when you guys talk about botc or mahjong i have no idea what any of this means

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I’m so mad. I’m so mad. Why aren’t my parents surgeons

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What the heck

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RNG was the real killer tbh.

Standardized test
The better you do the more likely good colleges are to accept you, and the more likely you are to get scholarships

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His younger sister “runs” a “charitable foundation” and it’s very obvious her mom does all of it but it’s gonna look Great on the applications supposedly. And I look at that am like what the fuck.

uh wsu is washington state university right

yeah i get that much but what do the numbers

All I had on my application was a list of Autism Projects how come my cousins get to be rich people just because they’re rich people. Go to hell

yahr

it turns out not having done anything for years fucks me on applications. who knew?

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where am i going

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cool one sec