Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

also this is how I get into a mindset btw, the village are the fucking villains I am just trying to protect my friends

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town is racist

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Summary

Ainā€™t called lynching for no reason I guess

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I kind of have the opposite one where likeā€¦ town signed up for an interesting game. They want to be able to have a fun little chase to find the mafia. And I want to provide them with it. I am the GM of a game when I am a wolf. I am making a little puzzle for my friends

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And it is okay if they solve that puzzle. It is okay if I lose. Iā€™m not letting anybody down by failing as a wolf, so long as I do my best, everybody else will have fun. Or at least, will have no less fun because of me

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as a wolf my only goal is to crush dreams and make people upset for game related reasons

if I cant lick the tears off of a collective townā€™s face post game I have not done my job.

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Damn, FoLā€™s gone soft, look at the difference between 2022 and 2023 best scum players. Fucked up

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weā€™re a bunch of rats in a dress coat
if someone figures out one is a rat we all fall down

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2023ā€™s award was just a placeholder because I couldnā€™t win twice tbh tbh

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this is why you need haters

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You rat

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i will proudly claim my title as #1 achro hater

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True, but like Taylor Swift haters canā€™t stop me ba-by.

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May - quirky transfer student main character, Different from the rest

Story - edgy witchlette romantic interest of MC

Magnus - robo AI teacher, good friend of MC

Hazard - comedic relief substitute teacher that gets bullied by the classroom; cries all the time; useless

Litten - midget pipsqueak Short Person Syndrome who talks loud and non-stop

Katze - lazy fat orange cat principle; hates mondays

Marissa - class clown

Arctic - emo boy student who wants to be quiet and cool; sasuke uchiha

Arete - snitches on all the students (especially on benguined)

Silviu - the weird kid

Frostwolf - the biggest final boss, History teacher, Mayā€™s arch rival

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youā€™re such a millenual

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just gonna Shake It Off

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what am i besides a side character in areteā€™s side plot

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lmao

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If this is a school do I still get murdered by the villain

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I am either the main villain or the sensei depending on alignment tbh

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