Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

This is my only self-defene mechanism

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My aunt is getting a home instead of an apartment and as someone whoā€™s lived in an apartment my entire life when Iā€™m seeing the home my first thought was not how cool it is but ā€œwow this would be really hard to defend because of how massive the living space isā€

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i would grab it and stop it and youā€™d be shocked at my strength and then iā€™l give you a wink and put a sly smirk on my face

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when are you scheduled to get isekeiā€™d lol

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It swings fast enough

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i wish i get isekaiā€™d to a world with lots of cute catgirls

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preferrably a harem isekai

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This is a harem site

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I donā€™t have the physical health for a harem tbh. I do like women with fancy clothes though.

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casual achromatic statements

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tutuuu
i could beat you in a fight

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I mean clearly I have the personality, intelligence, and charisma for one

but gotta keep it 100% you know

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you havenā€™t seen the outside world in 200 days

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they have a gun arctic

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i dont have the personality, intellect, charisma, physical health, or desire for a harem

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typing out this message already expended 50% of your energy and you need to fall asleep to recharge it

smol smol cute cute atly atly

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thats more of a statement of tutuu then it is me now isnt it

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a nerf gun yeah

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WHAT

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Atlas is destroying you

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