Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#12441

I was going to say this exact thing

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#12442

weren’t u 5’8? smol short tiny pipsqueak, pat pat

#12443

id bite your dirty balls

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#12444

CAN EVERYONE STOP BITING MY BALLS

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#12445

5 9!

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#12446

I probably grew too!

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#12447

i was only gonna kick them but this is a better idea

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#12448

You guys got a cookie while I wasn’t looking?

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#12449

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#12450

I have zero self-preservation instinct and pain is just kind of part of my day-to-day life and an inherent part of doing anything I enjoy so I can do whatever I want without issue

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#12451

May playing dirty is less threatening since they couldn’t beat a door

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#12452

I BEAT THE DOOR IT’S JUST DIFFICULT

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#12453

i can believe that

may do u struggle with opening water bottles? i bet ur the type to struggle to open one

#12454

Maybe try kicking it next time

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#12455

I do not struggle with opening water bottles but I do have to sometimes go to the other guys in my dorm building for child safety lids

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#12456

hahahah child safety lids that’s so adorable

#12457

Oh yeah I also have a wooden axe

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#12458

I can open them now though so I win

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#12459

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I don’t care what you are swinging this axe probably hurts you

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#12460

I’m decent enough at the trick where you knock someone down by getting the back of their knee

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