Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I mean the issue is I dont get accommodations in the workforce, so I didnt want to rely on it

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Was scared would make finding job harder, so I decided powering though it is better option

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Ok thatā€™s just unhealthy decision making but

Iā€™ve noticed your exam conflicts with a family emergency, my cousin is going to get stabbed repeatedly in 2 weeks and I donā€™t think I can make it to the exam during that timeā€

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Alright this is the most form of the joke everybody else go home

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why does the real world care so much more about family emergencies than friend emergencies anyway

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What about me emergencies what if Iā€™m getting stabbed repeatedly

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Every time I learn something new about Someoneā€™s backstory it ends up being super fucked up and they pass it off as normal

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just lie about it being family

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Chosen family

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if you have time to get stabbed you have time to show your work

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tbh my grandfatherā€™s backstory was 10x more fucked, so I cant complain

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Nah you totally can

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family is not an equivalence relation, since families can often overlap and itā€™s impossible to partition the world into disjoint families. therefore, familial relationships are not necessarily reflexive. so no, you getting stabbed is not a family emergency, get back to work

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Your struggles are valid
Thatā€™s like

Idk

Ik but he went though so much worse and I never found out until after he died

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idk how he was able to keep that shit on lockdown so hard

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Tutuu did you get done watching hazbin
Or Chloe

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ā€¦would you like your grandchildren to similarly figure out how fucked your life was only postmortem

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