Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I mean the issue is I dont get accommodations in the workforce, so I didnt want to rely on it

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Was scared would make finding job harder, so I decided powering though it is better option

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Ok that’s just unhealthy decision making but

I’ve noticed your exam conflicts with a family emergency, my cousin is going to get stabbed repeatedly in 2 weeks and I don’t think I can make it to the exam during that timeā€

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Alright this is the most form of the joke everybody else go home

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why does the real world care so much more about family emergencies than friend emergencies anyway

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What about me emergencies what if I’m getting stabbed repeatedly

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Every time I learn something new about Someone’s backstory it ends up being super fucked up and they pass it off as normal

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just lie about it being family

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Chosen family

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if you have time to get stabbed you have time to show your work

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tbh my grandfather’s backstory was 10x more fucked, so I cant complain

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Nah you totally can

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family is not an equivalence relation, since families can often overlap and it’s impossible to partition the world into disjoint families. therefore, familial relationships are not necessarily reflexive. so no, you getting stabbed is not a family emergency, get back to work

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Your struggles are valid
That’s like

Idk

Ik but he went though so much worse and I never found out until after he died

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idk how he was able to keep that shit on lockdown so hard

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Tutuu did you get done watching hazbin
Or Chloe

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…would you like your grandchildren to similarly figure out how fucked your life was only postmortem

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