Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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Since I did have a medical thing, but my family dont believe in that shit, so i just powered though it raw

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Sleeping through the exam is so real

If you want I can run you over with a car

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Hey wait

non lethally

Your family DIDNG BELIEVE IN IT?

In the syllabus for the course itself

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Yeah emailing my professor “in 2 weeks I will be sick and miss the exam sorry”

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You have a verified illness don’t you

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On twitterdotcom?

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Like the thought process is if I believe it, its real, so by not believing it, I can overcome it

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LOL I literally said in my email I might miss exams

Reread it
It’s saying “if you have something planned for that date, 2 weeks, otherwise only emergencies”

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That’s super fucked up

Oh I know what it actually says I’m just being annoying

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look you could get away with it

Assumedly you. Still have it
Right

Emailing my professor “I’m going to have a family emergency in 2 weeks. Don’t ask how I know this”

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i plan on having a family emergency in two weeks. i refuse to elaborate

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