Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

does anybody wanna be named after one of my soldiers in xcom and serve alongside figures such as Bill “Rhino” Clinton and George “Father” Washington

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back then it was so fucking cold that i was like “meh there’s no such thing as too hot it would be better than this.” i might still agree but this is a different kind of bad

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Yes


youre my best sharpshooter

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1,000th post on this site.
Wee.

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Oh, you are kidding me.

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Bad site.
Shut it down.
DDoSing Chloe’s Patreon page as we speak.

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i don’t even play mafia here and i have almost 4k. skill diff

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apparently it would take a full month to read every post i have ever made on this site

That’s a lie. I know you played Stellaris.
Granted, that’s because I shot you N1, but that’s water under the bridge.

Eliza Turkey

not playing mafia is relative. sometimes it involves playing mafia to prove a point as to how little you play mafia

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sometimes it involves folers not liking your swag. sometimes it involves living in the town vig’s head rent free to the point that there does not exist a possible world where i survive past night 1. that’s mafia, and that’s not playing mafia

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TRUE

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You say you don’t play mafia and yet you always have a tangentially related anecdote from a mafia game for almost every time someone brings up some esoteric mechanical interaction

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i don’t play mafia here. there’s a distinction

It would take 83 days to read mine

Poor fbi agents in the future having to look over all my posts

there seems to be a digression here

Summary

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Im drunk x)

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