Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#16041

most sane may statement

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#16042

Iā€™m always getting women. Women love me

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#16043

Why havenā€™t you friended me on Mahjsoul yet

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#16044

I donā€™t like one of them so I just ignore her she just sits there in my dorm unused (yes ā€œdormā€ is what your Mahjong Soul inventory for women is called)

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#16045

I forgot. Whatā€™s your friendcode again

#16046

106101097

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#16047

Iā€™ve sent in my Application. I assume it includes a cover letter and a resume

#16048

Qualifications: I demoted from Expert III again

#16049

I actually didnā€™t have to write a cover letter for my job applications

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#16050

Wow, look at this guy, heā€™s employable

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#16051

I would hope so Iā€™m 20

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#16052

Thereā€™s plenty of ways to be unemployable and 20!

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#16053

Iā€™m unemployable and 18 :relieved:

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#16054

Well I can think of a few reasons why you would be unemployable

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#16055

Ooh ooh which ones

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#16056
  1. Plays Mahjong
  2. Plays Forum Mafia
  3. Plays Splatoon 3
  4. Likes the Mets
  5. Is named after a month
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#16057

I think having a month name is a protected class :/

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#16058

Imagine not being named after a Bible character

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#16059

wgu52r8p7clz

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#16060

Sometimes when my Splatoon teammates tell me what to do I pretend I canā€™t hear them

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