Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Extremely unconvincingly and vocally

3 Likes

you’re just asking to get bullied

3 Likes

3 Likes

nice

What did you say? I didn’t hear you

2 Likes

I don’t know what those words mean

2 Likes

i really wanna bully you for your teammates’ sake

But what if I get a sick triple

1 Like

you better do

otherwise you are a dummy girl stupid silly smelly unempathetic dum dum

4 Likes

I should play draft tournaments again. My teammates have suffered enough. I need to make strangers deal with my bullshit

3 Likes

i’m stuck half an hour from home with a flat that won’t fill. did you get where you needed to be

4 Likes

yeah i got towed (after an hour and a half lol)
hope your flat situation resolves quickly

3 Likes

Did the car engine stop

2 Likes

yep - i was luckily on a side road. the power steering, brake, and all just… stopped working
likely an issue with the fuel injection system but i won’t know until monday because every repair shop is closed on sundays

3 Likes

That’s good.

4 Likes

the original towing company aaa called cancelled and they haven’t found another one yet

3 Likes

no one is available tonight. turns out, however, that when you’re 30 minutes away from home that you can request a ride from people who are just 30 minutes away

4 Likes

don’t forget to get everything out of your car that you care about or costs anything

1 Like

how do i get 3 women

1 Like

it’s not my car. my parents are gonna get it tomorrow

3 Likes