Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

me when i got the FM disability buff instead of the good at math disability buff

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did he? :3c

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feeling malicious tonight

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you mean this morning?

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morning is 5:30am and later

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My morning usually starts at 7pm. At least when I’m on night shift lol

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But actual mornings are great too. After I get off work, it’s so great to go to the local cafĂ© and get some coffee and banana bread while reading a chapter or two, and then burn all the stress off running and swimming at the gym

that exists tons of places, here u can straight up Go To College for the last 2 years of hs lmao

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yeah lol

strong hater of the idea “disability is a superpower” angle people go for sometimes. Shit sucks and yeah maybe i can scratch my back in ways youll never dream of but im sitting on the damn priority seating on the bus and not taking my headphones off if you talk to me in public

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I am so fucking jealous

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yeah

May are you in college

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one time my mom was like YOU BEING TRANS IS A GIFT FROM GOD BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO PEOPLE
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List of things I cannot do here:

  • Mornings
  • Work
  • Coffee
  • Reading (Separate Issue)
  • Running
  • Swimming

Do this twice for me Ok ?

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Tes

Nominally

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no may is 8

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Can I go to my classes or do my schoolwork Well today I spent twelve hours in bed. But I’m enrolled here and haven’t failed out

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ur probably 12 go back to watching cocomelon

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