the actually coolest thing expansion era ever did was the library and its’ genuine unfolding of narrative dread solely through showing heavily redacted baseball scorecards that tell the story of an apocalypse that is about to happen again
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to be clear, this was both deliberate and genuinely worked narratively. blaseball was so fucking weird
there were so many good completely pointless and annoying mechanics in the EE
i’m a big fan of the one modification that makes it so that whenever you hit a foul ball the count of balls and strikes is randomised
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Everybody liked the one where whenever you hit a foul ball the number of birds in your stadium increased by 1, but did they name every single one of their stadium birds. I don’t think so
Sandpiper Harmonica
The Hollow Knight Night Hawk
Rumianek Loon
Oriole Maria Kiwi
Spoonbill Lori Lorikeet
Delaware Penguin
Sandpiper Garbanza
Macaw Teeth
Rosie O’ Night Hawk
Wyvern Skylark
Boylston Screecher Swift
Nightingale Velvet
cheesemonger is cannibal but sourced ethically
i also think the three seasons where the bit was that every single decree election was just “which of these incredibly annoying sun-themed modifications would you like” were, in retrospect, so fucking funny
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no meaningful decisions allowed, fuck you.
and then we got The Calculator, my beloved/beloathed
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Bald Eagle Ephemera
Sandpiper Chirp Jones
Sus Bulbul
Sniper Parrot
Macaw Northampton
Wagtail Hornet
Dannyainge Sparrow
Bluebird Quill
Wren Eartha
Iris Tern
Buzzy Bulbul
Hummingbird 2
Phlox Night Hawk
Kitty Starling
Halifax Frigatebird
Olivaceous Thornbill Jay
Pukeko Terra
Edie Robin
Hive Queen Vespa Partridge
Leonard Mockingbird
Sójka Finch
Val Avocet
Cyan Stained Glass Pane Cockatoo
Sandpiper Mourning Dave
Samus Pukeko
The Inevitable Kindness Frigatebird
Stapler Dove
Yggdrasil Raven
George-er Cardinal
keeper_skates Swan
June Swift
Cheep Cheep Ostrich
Bullfinch The Inevitable
Swallow Pleiades
Hildegard Nightingale
Vespertine Bulbul
Princess Tutu Junco
Toucan Roxas
Judgment Peahen
King Starling
Welwick Crow
Heron Fortunato
Clyde Cormorant
Halcyone Pelican
Condor Finch
Ventus Dove
Bullfinch Wyatt
Oxalis Frigatebird
Rooster Cosmos
Jay Colette
Condor Hoopoe
Bulbul Grocery
Cool Breeze On A Warm Day Kingfisher
Thwomp Night Hawk
Goldfinch Knick Knack
Mario Goose
Robertparish Pigeon
Lapwing Gala
Kairi Pheasant
Hummingbird Matheo
Rogue Rooster
Turkey Chain Chomp
Koyal Aqua
Cormorant Violet-Tailed Sylph
Pigeon Eggscelent
Falcon Isperia
Truskawka Sandpiper
Bitcoin Woodpecker
Birdfriend Hoopoe
College Ruled 120 Page Notebook Sparrow
Ganymede Lapwing
Longsword Cormorant
Duck Shining Sunbeam
Crossbill Prophecy
Antikythera Bulbul
Raven Crumpet
Perihelion Rooster
Toucan Vesper
Condor Rasputin
Chickadee McSneaky
Frigatebird Tabletop
Lamb Chop Condor
Metacomet Kite
Melia Jay
Rapier Chickadee
Cormorant Buckets
Valor Crossbill
Bug Goose
Hyena with Gun Seagull
Radiance Budgie
Diction Night Hawk
Flicker Candace
Bulbasaur Loon
Vulture Pinehurst
Terpsichore Crossbill
Ametrine Pukeko
Apothecary Goldfinch
Parakeet Parilil
Grossbeak Xerxes
That’s So Eagle
however this did lead to Sun .1 becoming a weather so it’s impossible to tell if this was bad or not
holy shit
blaseball fans were and are so committed to their bits
Pheasant YouTube
Seagull George
Larceny Crossbill
Canary Orielle
Jacob Haynes 2 Heron
Pigeon Mango
Lapwing Commander Shepbird
Keel Peahen
Opaline Hornbill
Dove Harold
Ostrich Cepheus
Kaytranada Hawk
Keysmash Crow
OHNO Rooster
Flamberge Hoopoe
Avice Hawk
Dove Snoozy Suzy
Turkey Astraea
Cuckoo Obadiah
Lakitu Hummingbird
Temperance Night Hawk
Harrier Gull
Gryphoemia Avocet
Hillaria Kniht Mynah
Xehanort Crossbill
Heron Weeping
Cuckoo Mayo
Birdie McBirdface Gull
Garden Emerald Flamingo
Sandpiper Eagle Knievel
Mulish Lapwing
Mockingbird Ćwirek
Notadrone Avocet
Pukeko Nixite
Lovebird Watch What I Can Do
June Quail
Squirrels Sandpiper
Redd Wingéd Blackbird Eagle
Cambridge Kingfisher
Dalí Heron
Chamaedrys Duck
Tybalt Hornbill
Discus Hummingbird
Gull Hesper
Solfrid Skylark
Avocet Hero
Jay Green-Knight
Hawk Cindy
Xion Starling
Sooty Barbthroat Canary
George-est Wren
Hummingbird Buzzard
Quintessential Owl
Cormorant Perseverance
Lovebird Sheerly
Tony Hawk Junco
Plum Tody Peacock
Mak Avocet
Partridge Critter
Raven Marchewka
Goldfinch Luigi
Squirtle Dove
Felix Koyal
Toucan JPG Image
Swallow Peaseblossom
Dove Regina
Carrot Hornbill
Unbird Mockingbird
Axel Canary
Mason Ibis
Don’t Vote Before Saturday Quail
Turkey Shy Guy
Heron Cornelia
Macaw Didius
Hornbill Helios
Pelican Galea
Puffin Koopa
Magpie Cat
Magpie Aldebaran
Hoopoe Knifequest
Grackle Pheasant
Swallow Starboard
Sail Quail
Ostrich Karmel
Philomena Condor
Sandwich Wagtail
Cormorant Killumps
Vulture Chaberek
Barbaro Canary
Tern Bullet Bill
Mitochondria Stork
Heart Cardinal
Shenanigans Bullfinch
Junco Port
Mustardseed Macaw
Yolkster Goldfinch
Cormorant Tiller
Transrites Cockatoo
Blarry Blird Emu
This Bird Named In Honor Of The Seattle Garages On Season 22 Day 26 Parrot
arcanetime as a joke is only funny because the mills fully fucking committed to using it
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Daisy Mockingbird
Makeway Kiwi
Falcon Kendall
Salem Hen
Bing Swallow
Nightingale Ominously Flapping
Wagtail Lir
Koyal Mebh
Roxbury Parrot
Owl Casper
Seaport Lovebird
Peanut Emu
Hornbill Alphonse
Eagle Ted
Goose Quincy
Yabird Condor
Bullfinch Cassie
Love-in-the-Mist Raven
Toucan Sparrow Doyle
Elemelek Lovebird
Citrea Pigeon
Dzwoneczek Crow
Peacock Coquette Spoonbill
Hegemony Goose
Hoopoe McGraw
Scrungle Night Hawk
Boylston Skylark
Hen Dmitri
Hyacinth Visorbearer Stork
South Hadley Hummingbird
Swift Ruggles
Wren Pierożek
Robyn Night Hawk
Hotbox Crossbill
Oleander Chickadee
Prudence Partridge
Heron Tweets Shellpecker
Earl Wagtail
Larry Bulbul
Faneuil Bluebird
Kee Goldfinch
Macaw Scollay
Kingfisher Celeste
Vulture Kehaar
Johann Poultrygeist Jay
Finn Stork
Tigerlily Bullfinch
Black Jacobin Cardinal
His Most Honorable Sir James Sparrow Featherton Birdsworth, First of His Name, Finch
Tennis Freewilly Skylark
Pheasant Coppery Metaltail
Lovebird Lotus
Catharsis Wagtail
Gummy Bear Parrot
Maggie Penguin
Wyatt Woodpecker
Strix Turkey
Mount Holyoke College Wren
Crow Kelvedon
THE INEVITABLE DOOM OF ALL MANKIND Swallow
Macaw Skeleton King
Finn Crow
Dwayne “The Roc” Johnson Starling
Leon Heron
Emu Bronzy Hermit
Galena Margrital Kiwi
Yaboi the Second Spoonbill
Tweet D. McGreedy Frigatebird
Ibis Pickles
Robin Friend
Disco Inferno Gull
Best Friend Cockatoo
Violet Sabrewing Vulture
Cheech Koyal
Duck Lysander
Nightingale Buzzcut
Stork Darren Huckerby
Marvelous Spatuletail Tern
Jonathan Holmes Night Hawk
Emu Celeste
Ivy Seagull
Swallow Rudder
Wyatt Dove-npart Macaw
Emerald Peacock
PeckChamp Crow
Hen Wisieńka
Canary Tenacity
Skylark Safewater
Kropka Crossbill
Heron Hollyhock
Pliny the Elder Lovebird
Hamham Bulbul
Cockatoo Roxy
Hummingbird Pallas
October Bullfinch
SCORES Pigeon
Jib Pigeon
Dunkle Lovebird
Reverence Cardinal
Shenanigans Frigatebird
hey may do you think you’ve listed enough blaseball characters
those aren’t even canonical blaseball characters
These aren’t Blaseball characters. These are birds.
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We made them up.
I would like to stress that we used a combination of Google Form and randomiser to collectively name these birds, and that no human hand intervened in the way that bird species + given names were combined, and so Squirtle Dove was created entirely by chance