Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

pink starburst are the only good candy

may is banned

bank isn’t even open on sundays. you’re gonna have to go through the cameras and vaults on all that shit without any of the joys of threatening real people. are you stupid?

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idk Benguin, does “robbing a bank to get out of a social engagement” sound like a smart person thing to do

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Yes

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nah yellow and orange are the only good starburst

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I was 50/50 on whether you were gonna be outraged on me but I knew you’d have an opinion

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mahjong players have superior taste

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Breh just get the fave reds. Nothing else is considerable. Cherry is my favorite but strawberry a close second.

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God it’s been forever since I’ve had starburst might buy some today. Need more sugar to stay awake for another 9 hours so I’m more well rested for a high pressure shift tomorrow

Prolly will pick some up when I stop at target later to buy cologne

Starburst is the only non-chocolate candy I can stand

Y’all I got jumpscared by the weird summer school thing sending me an email
Only to discover “We are processing your application”

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idk thbthtbhbt
i’m kinda split if i look at it in isolation

i voted 2/25 though, because i’d say “this Sunday” to describe the soonest upcoming Sunday
so, given that, it would only make sense for “next Sunday” to refer to the one after

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nah skittles top tier

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Can’t take skittles. Even the wild berry which is least bad

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Top 10 chocolate candy:

`10. Pretzel m&m’s
9. Reese’s Take 5
8. Milky way midnight
7. Mr. Beast deez nuts bar
6. Girhadelli salted caramel filled dark chocolate mini squares
5. Buncha crunch
4. Left twix
3. Justin’s dark chocolate cashew butter cups
2. Dark chocolate kit-kat

  1. 100 grand`
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I love 100 grand

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The eternal GOAT

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I can never find it in stores tho

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Breh 4.5 years ago halloween I just bought a case on amazon and shared it with the marching band ppl who played SH and Avalon late at night with me

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