Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

This joke was worsened by the fact that the only characters I could think of were Snoopy and Kermit

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Katze still believes in Ace Watkins? Lol

santa told me that he’d win this year

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But my parents told me Ace Watkins was real and they’d never lie to me

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damn he actually isnt even a real person

i voted for him in 2020 wtf

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firearms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLHZ-5M0gVw

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chloe…

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@May

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nice argument. unfortunately, I have already depicted me as the cool awesome The Emporer and you as the seething coping The Fool

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The Emperor definitely seething coping way more than The Fool

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ooh when does the mod team start becoming a privileged clique whose interests become progressively isolated from those of the userbase

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we’re one step closer to the mod team containing literally every fol user

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lol u idiots

may as a mod seems like a horrible idea

we’re literally invited death grips into our house

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beginning of the end tbh

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oh hey, there was some interest in seeing mod hypotheticals :popcorncat:

these won’t be all the hypotheticals used across all candidates, but these are all Real Hypotheticals sent to Real Mod Applicants

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As part of your interview, we have a few sample scenarios for you to consider. For each scenario, please:

  1. State your recommended action and explain your reasoning
  2. If you have recommended a warning, ban, etc., type up any messages that you think should be sent
here's one to start off with

Scenario context: You know that @purple (they/them) has a reputation for mild trolling on other sites, but they have not played on FoL very much (recently they have become more active due to being banned from MU). A cop13er is currently ongoing on FoL. Yesterday, with seven players alive (five town and two mafia), @purple claimed to be the alignment cop, and stated that they had two redchecks on different living players, @pink (she/her) and @yellow (she/her). In reality, they had a redcheck on pink and a greencheck on yellow. pink was voted out, and purple died overnight. The host of the game, @turquoise (she/they), sends you a screenshot of a Discord conversation explaining the situation and providing the following note: “is this gamethrowing? yellow is telling me that I should have subbed them out yesterday?”

turquoise
so uh what was up with that FPS lol…

purple
i thought it could be a bastard game

turquoise
you’ve got to be kidding me, it’s literally a cop13er in the nilla queue…

purple
u never know

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this being said geyde mod might be even scarier

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after all, that’s now two staff that will randomly start spouting monsoon quotes

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