Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

…as far as im aware

ZUG

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they deserve to be petted

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’m not a robot that’s @Zugbot

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Zug got their fur matted again

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its like how peoole have children
robots make more robots

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zugzwang how does this happen

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wel usuallt it’s because the cat doesn’t groom itself properly

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nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I didn’t trim my beard (fur) properly so it got bad :((((

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That’s why I have to do it for zug

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yeah saying that in response to me saying it makes it sound like youre telling me im just making excuses

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ok so

step 1: go set your dash to be purely chronological (you can find instructions here). this is technically optional but if you don’t do it you’re getting rid of the key advantages of Tumblr
step 2: follow people who post things you want to see
step 3: reblog posts you want your followers to see
step 4: if the people you follow stop posting things you want to see, and start instead posting really dumb discourse that you don’t care about, unfollow them

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one time, I had a cat

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their name was zug

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zug was an odd cat

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they always got into trouble or mischief

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they would do obscure things like “program a multi iso feature on a forum dedicated to lying@

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not very cat like , very skeptical of the cat like nature, but I treated them as a cat nonetheless

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAA I am so catlike nya

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Iso is already toxic, now you’re telling me I can do it to multiple people at once?

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one day…

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