Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Yeah i work in luxury with rich ppl so all my ads think im not utterly broke and are for holidays and items way out of my league haha

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I had a dream my childhood best friend spilled orange juice on my keyboard when she was using it without permission and I was so mad at her

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Technically my sleep goes from 7-10 hours but i usually end up feeling tired anyway lmao

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I did not dream
I think

if t gets banned in usa im going to try and figure out how to diy it so if anyone has info lmk

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:woe:

Cant wait for the weirdest 8 hour shift ever lmao

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I think t is actually a restricted chemical by the FDA b/c it’s also steroids? I think?

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I might get paid tomorrow but idk how mcdicks cashapp works

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So
Oops

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Direct deposit and alldat

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Yeah they made t a controlled substance already which is dumb af but

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Not many people diy t because of that iirc
For transition anyways

But if your existence becomes illegal anyways well it’s worth a shot

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It makes sense if you forget trans people exist

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Flashbacks to every gender affirming care ban not banning the exact same things just used for cis people

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Diy anything without being trained sounds dangerous tbh

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I do but dm me cuz that shit very explicitly illegal

on a separate note tho you will always be fine. because T already has a massive, massive robust black market for gym bros. Like, I personally know atleast 5-10 people who were not the brightest bulb and got their hands on it

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Controlled substance yes

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Yeah we’ve been over this before :wowee:

It is comically evil that this clause was included in most of them btw