Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Zug is reading my DMs?!?

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No thats atlas

Atlas has read the most

Zug just entertains himself by searching random keywords

Other people entertainment: ride a bike, hike a mountain, party, draw

Zug entertainment:

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@Zugzwang You’ve got work to do!

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this is correct, Atlas has read approximately 57.6% of the posts on the site

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wtf

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does this only include public posts

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idk he has a bot to scrape stuff that number is low im telling u…

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I believe it includes all posts, but am not 100% certain of that.

I am, however, quite certain that no DM would meaningfully affect these statistics.

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DMs Georg

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Discourse stopped counting his time spent reading in days and just started rounding to the nearest month

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LOL

id assume RP miscs might have a decent amount of PM DMs

but i think the biggest one was hosted by her so

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i host my roleplay games in dms

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Interestingly, however, he has not viewed the most individual topics - that title goes to Magnus

I assume this is largely due to some combination of hosting and being an Objectively Good Moderator

…on that note, the mod who has viewed the least topics and is therefore Objectively Bad At Their Job is @katze

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surprising absolutely nobody

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Everything checks out with how i imagined it

it doesnt show your read dms, i think
so even if i had hosted every single one it wouldnt show

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at a glance, your longest DM is less than 0.2% of the total posts on the forum.

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so yeah, I’d say that doesn’t meaningfully affect the statistic

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theyre each in seperate dms, ja
its different rooms, different dms
that 0.2% is one players rolecard.

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