Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

this is my favorite song of theirs

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why are you gay? when did you become gay?

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I made a bunch of eimmers listen to catholic techno remix today

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i just switched off of listening to imagine dragons while doing the fyf op and i see this

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I am a funny flavour of gay.

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That makes sense

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i am watching you while you sleep
you look so helpless

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im 99% straight white man
is orange one too? or ace?
maybe eevee?

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nah hes boutta get the elon musk collab going bros winning

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:umbrella:

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Trur

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@May can we be straight now or is it even gayer

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i purposefully didnt leave an empty line between those as i normally do to imitate your serial killer tone

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important questions

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Id be really good at being a straightt man and I am so

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WAIT this means i can take away your straight pass get fucked you’re solo maining gay

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proceeds to get divorced. again

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I tried to arm wrestle my brother and beat him. But I used questionable tactics because I naturally move to do things with my entire body weight. When we made it fair it was a solid tie. I refused to arm wrestle my sister or dad or mother or other family members

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