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i say alch bombed because we were leaving an important boss fight and i went to the same room as him and then he poured a deadly acid on my head or smth, killing me instantly due to my low hp
italy after one-shotting the final boss
it was a two shot because they emergency nerfed my damage output by like 4x
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still
i cried about castle desolation because me and Wazza had to, in the middle of the game, host a mostly Improved Alice Game with Alice complexity.
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I got a 1570 and got to drive a car somewhere near as old as me does that count. It’s my sister’s now
HE CRASHED IT. THE TESLA. WITHIN LESS THAN A YEAR OF GETTING IT
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I’ll never stop thinking about that as long as I live
yea fair
all of my damage modifiers were supposed to stack multiplicatively but then alice mysteriously vanished and the remainder of the hosts realized that could end really badly and instead made them all additive and only my 50% bonus was multiplicative
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is your cousin litten
i could have done so much more damage
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Litten’s probably a better driver
WHAT
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I’m even more pissed I didn’t think that was possible
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(nerfed output)
It drives for you bozo
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okay but it does also hit children if you let it
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if im a rich parent and my kid gets below a 1200 i aint getting them shit bruh try harder. if my kid does like 1200-1500 im gettin them a tesla good work kid. 1500+ and fuck that, u smarter than me go buy your own
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