Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Oh dear

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yea let me just finish eating. i keep falling asleep in the middle of the day due to not being used to eating so much

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They had a makeshift automatic apple press thing that was somewhat concerning to look at, like, not-losing-a-finger-wise. But I’m not a coward


We’re doing one of these

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i surprisingly keep having energy in spite of eating like
half the daily calorie total

protein diff i guess

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may did you do your physical exercises

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Shut up

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That’s code for “no”

what are your physical exercises

My hip pops out of place every time I stand up and it won’t fix itself :/

commute from bed to kitchen

how are you alive

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Physical therapy for being an illboy sickhead

idk but silviu keeps telling may to do them

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My right hip is always doing this it’s fairly normal but usually I can fix it for the day if I do the right motions

lots of excuses. You know May… the Hips Dont Lie

shakira shakira

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silviu the goat

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I got traumatized like 3 different times today all one after the other
let’s fucking go

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the other two?

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i don’t think i told you about the first

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