Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

MARSHAL!

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Sometime people have takes that just seem so absurd to me it makes me wonder if they genuinely work differently to me as people

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“The earth is flat because NASA sends guards to the antarctica circle”

I am sick

:frowning:

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i gained 0.7 kg / 2.2 lbs since i measured myself 4 days ago yahooooo

15 kg / 33 lbs more to go

at this pace it will take me 2 months. fair enough. its slow

did i do something

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i heavily dislike gen v im not watching this

vaguely gestures at you

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literally sobbing rn

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:(

Just throw your parents under the bus.
“Yeah, I’d love to treat you all to dinner, but my parents…”

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Hi sick, I’m Ash.

But seriously, get better soon!

This is NOT what I was expecting to be pinged for

BASED

thank u eliza and may this made me remember part of my recent dream i woulda forgot

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Lmao

some dude asked me out on the street and i politely declunrd. then i went to an event, it had donuts and was either for charity or in honor of 1 specific friend.
i had a maple donut.

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