Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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#26086

THIS COUNTRY HAS NO LEADER! IN THIS VIDEO, WE WILL BE TURNING THIS COUNTRY INTO A SELF SUFFICIENT UTOPIA

This is Joe Biden, the former President of the United States. With every single day in office, his health has declined rapidly.

<insert montage of joe biden taking naps or something>

We’re giving him a new set of organs so he can live another 50 years.

<insert joe biden saying something like “wow thanks mister beast”>

We just received a call from a trans citizen in Florida about how Governor DeSantis just outlawed trans people from breathing. We’re going to be giving them a lifetime supply of HRT, and $100000 to pay for any gender affirming care they need. Additionally, we will be assassinat–

<the video abruptly ends>

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#26087

this bit was absolutely funnier in my head why did i continue with it

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#26088

It’s a good skit, katzey

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#26089

this was good it was worth

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#26090

im dwinking beer

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#26091

i think i would be a good president

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#26092

at 10:44am? smh tutuu

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#26093

I have made cookies many times

The people cannot get enough of them
(They’re almost always out by the end)

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#26094

wait will i be able to write you in next election

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#26095

shtupiiiiidddd u are so shtupidddddd and cuuuteeee and dumbbbb airheaddddd cute dumb :blush:

#26096

(ignore the fact that i do not know your legal name. they’ll figure out who “katze” is im sure)

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#26097

im not that old thankfully

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#26098

Katze for president 2028

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#26099

that 2048 election gonna go crazy bruh. i can just feel it. shit gonna be burning to the ground

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#26100

Implying the US lasts that long

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#26101

2048 election will be like scott the woz vs scrimblo bimblo and the debate will just be them 1v1ing in super smash bros melee

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#26102

gotta get that 46-55 age demographic somehow

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#26103

2048 will be the year where alot of the really old politicians won’t even exist anymore. I wonder if that will change anything

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#26104

they were gonna play the riot games fighting game but it got delayed until 2049

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#26105

Actually how different 2024 USA will be with 2048 USA