Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

that sounds right

i dont remember anything about him other than “gamer prez” so hes probably a terrible person knowing my luck

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He wasn’t like one person he was just like a character Hard Drive made right

That’s like saying Snoopy or Kermit or Joe Biden is secretly a terrible person, they’re not real, they’re just made up by a team of writers. Like a writer can turn out to be bad but that’s not the Person

Can we elect Marisa as president of Ame of Rica

i think this is even funnier than them being a bad person

because it means i bit the onion solely because i wanted the funny outcome and didnt care enough to think about it

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This joke was worsened by the fact that the only characters I could think of were Snoopy and Kermit

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Katze still believes in Ace Watkins? Lol

santa told me that he’d win this year

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But my parents told me Ace Watkins was real and they’d never lie to me

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damn he actually isnt even a real person

i voted for him in 2020 wtf

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firearms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLHZ-5M0gVw

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chloe…

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@May

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nice argument. unfortunately, I have already depicted me as the cool awesome The Emporer and you as the seething coping The Fool

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The Emperor definitely seething coping way more than The Fool

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ooh when does the mod team start becoming a privileged clique whose interests become progressively isolated from those of the userbase

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we’re one step closer to the mod team containing literally every fol user

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lol u idiots

may as a mod seems like a horrible idea

we’re literally invited death grips into our house

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