Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

we’re talking about political assassination are we really in this sphere

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Also having a convicted felon vs a state prosecutor as the two presidential candidates is just funny to me, even if its in a dark way

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i think obama’s vp should have another go at the slot

forgot the guys name

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he also forgot

edit: first joke I’ve ever made about Biden’s age. Something I don’t think is helpful, but he’s no longer the candidate so comedy on the menu

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Would it be slander to point out the difficulty of a 5 ft 4 inch tall person protecting someone 6 ft+ tall?

:wowee:

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if they get down then it doesn’t really matter

If you did this, you are just ignorant about how protection and security needs to be handled. Your argument is suggesting that the body of a person 6ft is blocking someone and stopping the bullet or bullets reaching someone standing behind them. The issue here is that many weapons exist that could easily rip through a human body and kill the person standing behind them. The job of secret service isn’t “I stand in front of you to block bullets” its about obscuring line of sight.

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Wonder the life insurance on secret service agents

They wouldn’t need a private one, as the government would give them life insurance as their job comes with such risk. Although they might pay a tax for that life insurance, or at least a cut from their pay.

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@tutuu @Arctic Eating gouda cheese

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what the hell may

GOUDA AND HAVARTI IS BASED

pinging everyone from a joke except one person is mad hater energy

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I don’t doubt Trump has seen better days cognitively. At least you can’t say he stumbled over his words unlike someone I could name at a presidential debate.

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Probably higher premiums if I didn’t know any better.

I hope if I died as a ss agent my family would be taken care of for life tbh

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how gouda is it

Are you trolling? I know this isn’t a serious thread so I want to ascertain your level of debate here before I prove you wrong

if you are just in the mood to meme, then idc

Richard doesn’t usually troll