Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

how. asking if i am gay?

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when your dad’s phone stops going to voicemail

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She’ll send a guy to hold hands with you and then study your response

Posting the word yaoi and seeing how upset you get. It’s like a secret password

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i just wish tooties phone stop going to voicemail

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:flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

Katze … Not in public … UwU

i can make jokes about sleeping with your father now as well as your mother i love this power

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They got Ippei Mizuhara on tax fraud

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Well I mean they also got him on stealing millions of dollars and such but he did also do tax fraud

i hate hand holding

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Yaoilin

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How else could you survive in paradox hazard mafia then

YO I ALMOST REFERENCED THE CAT EPISODE EARLIER

NOBODY REMEMBERS THAT SHIT LMFAO

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Could’ve fixed that easily #divorce

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When are u and lilith finally divorcing its about time

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We do this every week for the Splatoon invitational?

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Its crazy how much people can lie to themselves. Looking back i lied to myself for so many things as my choice of coping with them. Theres a lot of coping strategies u can employ but lying to urself really was my choice huh?

Example: somebody being horrible to me. So i decide that they are “testing” me if i can handle it, and not actually horrible to me, and then i want them to be my friend

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Somebody disagreeing with me on a debate and them receiving support from the other ppl observing. Me being upset that im disagreed with and decide to think theyre all conspiring to disagree with me just to make me feel bad, without them being honest about their opinions

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