Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

truly a businessman for the ages

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What do you mean this incredibly toxic metal won’t make me immortal?

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Are we sure it isn’t because of Cloudstrike outage?

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Yes

Maybe the lesson we can learn from Cloudstrike is that if the hackers don’t get you, a bad software update causing your PC to stop working will.

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we did specifically learn that yeah

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Some of the non maid-actress-servants are also employed by the family, being doctors and such. That’s another profession you can have

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The better lesson to learn is to procrastinate doing stuff because I procrastinated installing Crowdstrike for two weeks and was one of the only people at my firm able to log in.

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Any book about the historical ultra-rich probably has at least proportionally many maids and servants necessary to support them but in Dream of the Red Chamber they’re named & major characters

Sounds like enough state delegates have pledged their support for Harris for her to lock up the nomination. The fast consolidation is good.

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I love democracy

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@Slenderman

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I am not American.

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@ElizaThePsycho how serious were you about hosting virtuous on mu btw

and when

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not that serious
it would take a LOT of transcription
at the very least i will host 5.5 here first

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i’d be down to host it if someone else could transcribe all the cards though

okay time to throw a bastard rolemadness cult game into queue or something

we just need to test our revamps first. i believe we have most of the key roles we wanted to rework done? but not their converts

If you want to be lazy about it couldn’t you screenshot each role?

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what?