Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

its a her? what made you think the bishop is a she? what exactly made you think so?

extremely poor choice of words, holy see
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This wasn’t me this was my friend Ivy. And she makes this stock joke frequently and it’s always a women due to lesbianism

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your friend ivy needs female jesus

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she does its true

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the bishop’s hat (IRL, but the chess hat is vaguely based on it) is called a mitre, but I don’t think there’s a specific name for the gap, since the gap is like. air.

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bishops get more soul hearts…

We’re assigning chess pieces Kinsey scale numbers. They all have to be different numbers

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Anyone have thoughts on this

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why do they all have to be different. why can’t any two pieces have the same sexual preferences

Enables creativity through restrictions

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0% omg

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Fuck I shrooped I was editing the title and now htere’s a typo in it

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i tried to vote for option B but it wanted me to register an account i didnt wanna

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pawn - willing to sacrifice itself. 0. alpha
rook - big mean burly and scary. hetero. 1
knight - likes riding. 3
bishop - we all know what bishops do. 6
queen - likes commanding. 5
king - weak and useless. 4

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rook yaoi begs to differ

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what do the numbers mean?

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The rook is straight and homophobic but reads yaoi

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