Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

getting queerbaited by chess pieces

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when the bishop and knight are away the king and rook get together to do some foolery i forgot about that

The queen’s not away?

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This is all true but despite this I still think the rook identifies itself as 100% straight

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agreed

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drake in 5 months

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half of the time shes away half of the time she sits there and lets it happen right next to her

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Who? I have never seen anyone else do this

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Nods sagely. Yaoi.

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i love that this post comes directly after an arctic post and a tutuu post

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oh it’s so close!

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Might as well up the counter by one and sleep.

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i like WOMEN. woMEN. WOmen. WOMEN.

i dont RESPECT women. they dont DESERVE respect

i find great enjoyment in NOT RESPECTING them

but im still only mostly attracted to WHEMEN. WO-MEN

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Was streaming my ‘balatro all consumables kinsey scale tier list’ to friends and they saw this post on my screen out of nowhere

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what does this mean

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no but what is the kinsey scale

women is just wowee men if you think abt it

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the world (dio jojo) (therefore a 3)

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