Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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I mean I can text my ex if you want

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okay so you say this in thread and then dm me to maximise bit potential

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Most bit Per Bit

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i was confused why you were replying to that post with a comment implying toot^2 was potentially straight then i remembered that i might be the only person who still has 22 as a she/her gremlin in my head

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image

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my original bit here was gonna say “pick 1 to 3” but i cannot say that in good faith i do not want to dm any exes i had before i was fucking 16 imagine getting hit up by your fucking middle school girlfriend

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markiplier

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just because i greet my homies by giving them a kiss on the lips it doesnt mean its gay its just european culture you uncultured burger

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you like women because the wo makes the men bigger

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cooked

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in fact i HATE gay people. i HATE them. but for some reason they keep gathering around me. im like a magnet to them. i started wearing tight black leather outfit with menacing metal studs like this -

- in hopes they would get intimidated and leave me alone but it seemed to have the opposite effect. in fact it only seemed to ENCOURAGE them to hit on me. whats is up with gay people???

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this you?

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what the hell is going on in cookie thread

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horrors within your comprehension i think

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Nya

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Skill issue if you unironically thought that would drive the gays away

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