Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Switzerland was good
Slovenia was ok my mom hates it because of her outfit
Croatia will probably win and is epic

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Ask the people who give girl clothes the tiniest pockets why they don’t put tail holes

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TRUE

No pockets so they sell more backpacks and purses… capitalism failing girls around the world

If people had tails then clothing designers would totally avoid putting tail holes in the skirts because then if you lift your tail up the skirt lifts :flushed: risque :flushed: and then you’d have to make sure you keep your tail down all hours of the day lest you show your entire ass in the walmart

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Tail holes would solve the problem

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And it’d be the most irritating thing ever but you don’t wanna cut holes in all your skirts because you’re worried you’ll ruin them so you just deal

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Well yes but having problems is fashionable. That’s the point

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everything past this was eh

Jeans also came pre-cut often when that was a fad

Georgia was boring to me

France super powerful and the 2nd most likely winner

I feel like skirts with tail holes would be kinda like the same niche as skirts with built-in shorts. Not the default but practical and for Sporty Girls and such

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And also children. And other such reasonable people

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Ive come to realise fashion is stupid

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austria is in the top 3 performances of trying to give me a seizure

Austria i didnt care aboit

Why are you lifting your tail in public???

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You’re not. You’re expressly avoiding it

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Because if you raise your tail even slightly then you’re completely fucked. Due to the skirt. Duh

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