oh my god
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^ What you can’t be doing in Walmart
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solution: simply do not have a tail
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If i speak i die
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Ngl I would have one
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I think we all die actually thats a nuclear bomb of a conversation to have
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If you work with machinery where a tail can easily be caught you can dock your tail so you don’t have to keep it put away at all hours of the workday which is convenient and which I assume gets adopted as some kind of fashion statement. If you’re a woman with a docked tail that’s probably butch
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:woe:
Mays dms are ruined
if i see a tail im grabbing and im not letting go
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good luck with your own tail
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For what purpose? Seems to hurt its owner…
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im not dumb enough to chase my own tail silly eliza ive only chased other peoples tails
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they deserve to be pulled and i want the owner to exclaim “YEOWCH!”
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But why? Are you jealous they have one better than yours in some way? Length, fluff, girth?
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no i just enjoy causing people pain it makes me feel good
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this chat needs to seek help urgently
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there there catboy orange dont worry there will be plenty of headpats and chin scratches for you too~
dont pretend you wouldnt
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Live a little
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