Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

I got a gmail account at 3 and I was on petsites pretty shortly afterward

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bro has been using discord for 50% of her lifetime

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tragic i know

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i was browsing the internet in my mothers womb she held the ipad next to her pregnant belly and i touched from inside to press the buttons

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may

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i hate young people why are they so young and yet so old

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ive got much to learn but BY GODS am i going to learn it

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this young generation doesnt know how to use this phone i bet they are so stupid :sob:

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I know how to use a rotary phone…

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they’re not even hard to use it’s just annoying

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why? why wasting your time on the YouToobes all day? why not pick up a job or something useful? useless zoomer do nothing productive all day,…

My phone number is so obnoxious to dial on them

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Well, funny news!

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MAY JOB ARC?

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what job did you find?

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No I was making a joke about being unemployable because I’m disabled

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oh
joycat

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i volunteered at some food bank today so TAKE THAT

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(i gave people numbers)

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My grandfather amputee from world war 2 no arm no leg he still work 14 hour a day

this literally him:

no excuse back in that generation,…

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