my ex did flirt with me iirc
we were both autistic tho so it was
one girl in high school straight up told me
(nsfw)
Summary
the convo was about condoms and she just told me “you might use those condoms if you go to the gym and workout”. well jokes on u lassie i didnt wanna workout and be with you but i reached diamond in league of legends
horrifying
lmao
Not true actually
I’m heterosexual
womp womp
wait aren’t you non-binary
im at stanford rn and holy shit wealth literally radiates off of everything and everyone on this campus
why you at stanford
road trip. just wanted 2 see. also bf wanted to see the aerospace lab
fair
Me? no
god fucking hide jane before orange finds the heterosexual they/them and kills us all
oh
ur bio says they/them so
and im making my way thru a bunch of colleges
The alternative is “call me whatever you want I do not care”
you know what that’s fair
??? no