Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

my ex did flirt with me iirc

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we were both autistic tho so it was :wowee:

one girl in high school straight up told me

(nsfw)

Summary

the convo was about condoms and she just told me “you might use those condoms if you go to the gym and workout”. well jokes on u lassie i didnt wanna workout and be with you but i reached diamond in league of legends

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horrifying

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slightly nsfw

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lmao

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Not true actually

I’m heterosexual

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womp womp

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wait aren’t you non-binary

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im at stanford rn and holy shit wealth literally radiates off of everything and everyone on this campus

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why you at stanford

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road trip. just wanted 2 see. also bf wanted to see the aerospace lab

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fair

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Me? no

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god fucking hide jane before orange finds the heterosexual they/them and kills us all

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oh
ur bio says they/them so

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and im making my way thru a bunch of colleges

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The alternative is “call me whatever you want I do not care” :wowee:

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you know what that’s fair

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image
??? no

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