i had to gather what uhaul lesbians meant from the context
it means lesbians who move in super fast
right
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maybe lesbianism is just a more extreme sect of christianity
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they’ve only known each other 6 months, but it’s okay they really love each other, and wait he’s how old? you said she just turned 18 two months ago, right? They met at church, huh
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yeah .
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more or less
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my sister said
“i recommend you date for at least a year”
and then they completely ignored this reasonable advice
i predict marriage trobules
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me going to byu to be a ‘family studies’ major and get married before graduation
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LMAOOOOO
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not marriage troubles as in “they get divorced” they’re too mormon for that but as in “they fight a lot for a while and maybe eventually fall back in love”
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thinking about that guy who directed the really shitty covid apocalypse movie and started out an insta post about his girlfriend with the words “finally 18”
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YEP
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oh these two things are only slightly related btw
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Question: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
Answer: A U-Haul.
(note that this is a joke that originated with lesbians making fun of themselves, not with conservative straight people making fun of lesbians)
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oh that’s good
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i mean given the fact we are Using It Here
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My mom got married when she was 38 and my dad was 39…
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q: what does a gay man bring on a 2nd date?
a: what 2nd date?
(thank you wikipedia)
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Unrelatable in the Fortress of Lies environment
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what
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i think the stereotype / joke is that gay men have hundreds of partners