whenever i dont have a joke my goto is slenderthey. its so fucking funny. slenderthey
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collect my pronouns
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ALTERNATE ROUTE: collect my headmates
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slenderman non-binary?
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i can’t imagine how funny it must be for someone not plugged in to american politics to watch right wingers talk about pronouns
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damn they must hate this part of speech for some reason. did they not pass kindergarten?
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I moved in with Jenna after a year and it was almost sooner. We had spent maybe a month in each other’s physical company by that point. Terrible idea. We’re getting married in October.
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mawwaige
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i cant really make fun of u lesbians considering my parents got engaged 6 months after meeting in an austin tx buffalo wild wings
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yeah i cant make fun of you either
my brother got engaged after 5 months of knowing the girl he’s marrying next month
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that’s just mormons, i’m pretty sure a mormon in the year above me was engaged before i graduated high school
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YEP
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whenever i am worried about high expectations, i remember i am the product of a couple of BW3 beers and 6 months of dating and know that i have already made it so much farther than expected
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Yeah uhaul lesbians is a meme, but look at conservative straight people
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moving in with your partner after a year sounds totally normal and reasonable (admittedly the ‘having only a month physically interacting with each other’ part maybe less so, for general roommate-compatibility reasons)
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exactly.
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My mom noted today that she’s old enough to be my grandmother and that is in fact true
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