Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

seconding this, generally mothers day applies more broadly to people that act as mothers instead of strictly the singular person that gave birth to you

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for many people those are the same person but not even close to all

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I just checked my mailbox and i have NINE PARKING TICKETS from New Orleans

I have never been to New Orleans!!!

Someone is using a fake temp license plate with my number :sob: there are pics

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:skull:

LOL <3

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that was me srry ill venmo u

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how does one even dispute that lol

call up the city of New Orleans?

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Simultaneously get a speeding ticket in your own area to prove there’s someone else with the same license plate of course :wowee:

Or they just won’t check the location and you’ll have to pay for all of them

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Luckily they have an easy way to contest tickets online
Unluckily though, it turns out it was 13 tickets! I haven’t received the other 4 yet
I had to fill that shit out 13 times :slightly_smiling_face:

i guess on the plus side my drivers license number is now seared into my brain

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Prove it by typing it here.

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and after u do that might as well type ur ssn

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went so far in the wrong direction that you wound up in new orleans and didn’t even realize

typical gay driver

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i am unusually excited for fam4

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well do i have good news for you! sign ups are open

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please spread the word about fam btw. we would love to have a lot of players this year and we have a ton of roles. invite your friends or even enemies as long as they play mafia

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i did this. i summoned it

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literally on the minute actually i was freaked out

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fam 4 more like f4m

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real

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@Someone why would u do that wtf

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