Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

why are you slicing an orange

you can tear them apart with your hands

Big Orange

this isnt one of your pitiful “freedom” satsumas. this is a beautiful big man right here

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c o n s u m e t h e o r a n g e

use your thumbs

i feel like we’ve established im too weak and uncoordinated to use a knife what are you expecting from me here. there will be juice everywhere

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just to establish italy
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im slicing it into these

you are barred indefinitely from handling avocadoes

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to clarify

thank fucking god

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8 big mouth sized pieces. you just go woamp. orange mouth. absorb it. left with the husk

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pretty sure they come like that once you get the skin off

unless you mean quarters

i do that but with limes and an intact hand

WHO THE FUCK PEELS A STANDARD ORANGE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR ORANGES. surely youre talking about tangerines because i dont know of this fucked up orange peel job you do

you are eating oranges wrong

i eat blood oranges mainly

We are not having the same conversation

ur insane… those hand sanitizer tastin oranges